Rick Warren is a little long. I think I could do a better job.
Aretha Franklin's hat looks like a windmill.
Joe Biden is wearing a sharp-looking tie. He looks like he wants to rip apart a phone book.
Yo Yo Ma, not only has a great name, but can strum a cello darn well. I remember this song from a TV commercial..an airline I think. This song is long. I prefer Garth Brooks performance on Sunday.
Barak Obama is now the President. John Roberts messed him up a bit. He looks great though.
I wonder how many people were caught in a Porto Potty during the swearing-in. The People look cold. I am cold, where is the heat all up in here.
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(The Speech)
Obama is wearing a sharp tie. So far, he has not levitated.
I see people in crowd wearing fur. I am no PETA person, but I wouldn't mind delivering a nice firm slap to them.
Oooh, he is bitch-slapping the baddies. Good job.
He's done. Great job, B.
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Here's the poet.
Obama's brother in-law looks like Sulu.
I don't understand this poem.
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Joseph E. Lowry for benediction.
He looks like he gave the benediction for John Adams. He is much better than the poet.
He is much better than Rick Warren.
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Bush says bye bye. Bye Bush.
Hi, it's Matt's brother Pat. I watched the inauguration from my couch too. I don't go anywhere where a Porta Potty is the only bathroom option.
ReplyDeleteBut as I watched the historic event I did have one thought: Aretha Frankling shouldn't sing in public anymore.
She sang "My Country Tis of Thee"
during the swearing in ceremony.
Her voice now sounds like the noise made by a flock of angry birds fighting over scraps at the landfill. Also, she was wearing a very funny hat.
Other than that everything was swell.