Popeye Commerical Guy must feel pain

This new Popeyes TV commercial makes me want to punch myself in the face. Horrible music, with a dancing goofball. I call him Dylan.

I wish I could reshoot the commercial but have him get tasered at the end, instead of him dancing like he's got African Fire Ants in his pants.

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"Hello, I will be your featured idot for the duration of this commerical. Prepare yourself for a ration of total crap."

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"I'll take care of everything. I'm a DANCER."

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"Oh, almost forgot. I also prostitue myself for Popeye's Chicken."

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Here the whole trainwreck in all its glory

Now, here's HOW a commerical is DONE....