It's Grillin Season

Mothers Day, Birthdays, Fathers Day, or any day..Grilling Season has arrived.








This year, I'm considering a severe upgrade in my outdoor backyard Grill.





The first contender is called "Big Junior" by Leonard Ricks of Buxton, Georgia.






"Big Junior" features the following:

• 227,000 BTU Twin Turbine, duel modulator gas enclosures.


• 237 square feet of cooking area. This grill once cooked lunch for the entire population of Guam.


• Duel Titanium Restricter Plates, allowing it to withstand a Category 7 Tornado and a small nuclear attack.


• 2009 Model Flux Capacitor, allowing Time Travel in five dimensions.


• A roll-out Sleeper Sofa.

My other Contender is called "Entscheidender Grill" which is German for Crucial Barbeque.

Entscheidender Grill features:

• Retractable Dance Floor.


• A Polynesian Boy-Servant named Palo Palo Swims with the Sharks.


• Machine gun turret

I have a very tough decision ahead. Wish me luck.